Kiwi Chick :-
For more detail -
1) "Oh, Fcuk!" (Turns to pax and says, "No everythings fine, just a little glitch!)
2) Push and pull levers and switches and things while sweating like a sprinkler at 500PSI
3) No change
4) "Oh, Fcuk -Fcuk"
5) Eat part of your chair with your buttocks (I didn't know I was THAT hungry)
6) Engine roars back to life - "I Love you plane!" you scream, with your pax looking rather perturbed
7) Land safely at nearest airfield - taxi direct to pub to consume much alcohol.
8) It's almost midnight and you go back and help your pax out the plane 'cos you forgot they were there!