^^^ Heh heh, he said "tits"!
I fly SQ a lot, and a few months ago, I was on one flight, think it was returning from BKK and the pilot comes on 'Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot, Captain K.P. Tan...' I felt then that if his parents had had the foresight to name him that, we should be OK.
One thing I still don't understand is how a passenger is a no-show, yet their baggage has been loaded. Where are they?