You know you are an Ascoteer when you:
Have been gobsmacked at the numbers of returning soldiers on your TriStar seriously hurt during an exercise, thereby totally validating your decision to wear light blue.
Have quaranteened an aircraft for 2 days because of the Pterodactyl-sized bugs flying around inside after the pallets were left outside in Nairobi overnight (subsequently photocopying the blighters onto the jobcard as proof!!!).
Got bored of too many breakfasts in rotating restaurants.
Knew all the remote control combinations to make the pay-per-view channels in your swish hotel room free.