A Dane in the mountains.... ON skis HAHAHAHA!!!!! Somebody please call 911
and warn all other tourists that there`s a crazyman and he`s about to cause an avalanche!
And I`m guessing that`s why he`s called flopster... flounder is an even better name me thinks
Dude, you`ve misunderstood the whole alpine thing.... while you`re up in the hills trying your damndest not to cross your skis - yes I know t`s hard when you only have 2 legs and 2 arms and lack of coordination
- the rest of us are already back at the bottom of the hill at something called the afterski
. This is where all the noggies and the swedish chicks go early in the afternoon for some beers and to hook up for later in the evening
. Never seen any danes there, but maybe one will fall off the lift and by mistake slide in the door
And of course you`re welcome in if you`re not too hurt
or shaken
This could go on and on and on and on....
Oh yeah, my brain is totally messed up even though I`ve never touched the green tobacco