TOP PILOT CHATROOM IN CHAOS OVER 'DEATH DIVE' POSTING
Readers scream "Oh no, not again!" as board captain wrestles with server
"We were seconds away from dying of boredom" admitted pilot Nigel "Nigel" Nigel. "The sound of escaping gas was deafening"
Reader MS Flyte-Simms said "I looked into my Windows and saw a picture of a school, but then I realised that you can get arrested for downloading that sort of thing these days. It was terribly brave of me to tell the flight crew that they should declare a fool emergency."
Journalist Red Topp was first at the scene. "Disaster! Shock! House price collapse causes wi-fi cancer meltdown! Any of these headlines would have been more interesting than this old tosh being wheeled out again", he said. "Is that a bottle over there? Cheers!"