I'm surprised you're still using the Browning, it was replaced by the Glock years ago...but in the days when we 'suits' in the Head Shed had to do our annual pistol qualification, we attended as we were, wearing the obligatory suit, followed by a duty lunch at Shelly Bay and a few glasses of whatever....I blame various COs, all GDs, of that wonderful establishment who didn't have enough to do.
but knew how to start a party.
I line up on the range, in the classic two-handed, knees bent, take aim....and loud ripping noise as trousers split from front to back..
I spent the rest of the day wearing a long mac like a flasher. Got all the shots off however, and a marksman.
The Browning was a noisy little bugger.