Yes, it was a good wind up. Perhaps I chose the wrong forum for it. However, I do notice far less locks in that forum today. If it was over the top for you; I'm sorry.
As to my whereabouts; I also know how these things work! Pretty well too. And yes, I'm sitting on a layover in Europe. Where will I be tomorrow? Back home in the Zim Midlands!
Anyway. Game Over I guess.