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Old 26th April 2000 | 12:11
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*Scene in court*

Judge: Well young fella-me-lad,you have now been convicted of B&E and I know have to pass sentence.

*puts on black silk square*

You shall be taken from this place to a place of execution, and there shall be hung by the neck until dead.

Right - NEXT!

*Cheers from Doors to Automatic and Max Continuous, sitting in the gallery

The simple fact is that with a progressive system of punishments the courts (at least not since the 1700s) don't execute people for robbery, and neither should you! Defending your person against an attack is a different matter.

God help me if I ever break down near your place, and wander up to your front door in the dark looking for a phone!
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