Hi Diaz,
guess we will meet at the "special area"
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I am not sure if the TSA guys know the differences between Al Bert and Albert.
However the good news is that about 60.000 overweight, underpaid and underintelligent people are now getting free health care and better pay.
Ok, some might still be tempted to cream off a little bit more from the luggage contents as skylark suggests.
Frank