You know your an Ascoteer when the Eng Ldr rings your wife to say husband has not made it back to Lyneham and asks her if she knew where I was!
And yes she did know.
( I was outside block 101 on my second Keo. Another leaky prop on yet another long Jural)
Or, as has happened with my missus and I:
"Your husband has been delayed and won't be back at Lyneham until tomorrow"
"That's odd, he walked through the door an hour ago"
...and an almost infinite number of variations thereof...