You know when you are an Ascoteer when:
You have done most of the above mentioned things, moved across to the other fleet, had a bloody good time but look forward to going back and doing it all again one day...soon...please....
From one who has experienced both sides of the fence (AT & SH), each has its own merits and downfalls. Same team fellas, same team.
On a lighter note:
A. Walked all the way back to Block 101 from Limassol
B. Been caught stealing the Stars and Stripes flag and held at gunpoint
c. Experimented with OM15 in the Co's coffee (allegedly)