You knew
you were an Ascoteer:
when the Alexandria (not Egypt) Holiday Inn accepted a booking for Sunday (almost every) brunch in the name of Capt Charles Ascot.
when the wife wore a tee-shirt with the words 'Ascoteer's wife - hardest job in the RAF'.
when you were handed a cold tinnie on landing after a 26 hour flight.
when you saw two sunrises and a sunset during the same flight.
Happy days, and do you know - nobody grumbled!