minigundiplomat dude you want to chill out man and start sharing the love. You're obviously much better than us Ascoteer types, thats fine I've got no problem with that, but stop going on about it man. Peace out brother
I take it when your cab goes t*ts or you are running late then you are out with your pax offering around tea and sandwiches??
You know when you are a real Ascoteer when:
-you can have a weekend away with the missus on loyalty points
-you've had two new sets of wheels on your samsonite