pinky,
How I wish
Many moons ago operating a Wessex offshore from Derby, the rig workers would arrive on the red eye from Perth about 07:30. One delayed flight arrived with one guy so p1ssed that his mates were carrying him to the helicopter for a 5 hour trip overwater with them in the cabin alone, one big sliding door, and me up top driving. Needless to say I left him behind
Wrong! At the end of the day I was shredded by the Perth Manager for "upsetting Woodside, a very valuable customer". I often wonder how upset they'd have been if the drunk had got up for a snakes and fallen out of the door into the oggin, from 4000 feet