Soumaya,
Don't worry a bit, my friend.
The Pride of English Speaking Canada, Mr. Mensa Boy, is living proof that one can be 5' 5" tall and get hired at EK. A Napoleonic personality and prickly inability to deal with even the most innocuous correction or constructive criticism have been demonstrated to be of no hindrance as well.
If you are a marginally educated troll who gets most of his information from those dreadful Canadian "news" magazines, again no problem. Simply declare yourself to be that rarest of men, a certified "genius" among the lumpen, and begin posting away on the EK PPrune forum. From time to time, the moderators may be forced to give you a psycho vacation from the boards, but it's all in good fun. In time, you'll be welcomed back by popular demand, or so you may choose to imagine.
The emotionally fragile munchkin is fiercely proud of his homeland, and is certain that his French countrymen share that love. No doubt they see their Anglophone comrades as an enormous pool of Mensa candidates. Mr. Boy would appreciate any reinforcement you may be able to offer on these matters, so please join in. Take great care, however, to avoid even the most gentle slight. The Little Sizzler could very well have a stroke on the spot, and you wouldn't want to be responsible for that, would you?
When not posting on PPrune, Mr. Boy can be found tending to his extensive photo collection, which tastefully pays tribute to his brilliant pre-EK career as a light-twin pilot in such challenging, high density environments as Manitoba and Saskatchewan. With any luck, Soumaya, you will one day meet this renowned Einstein of Aviation.
Welcome Aboard!
Last edited by ojguilty; 1st Jan 2008 at 00:00.