Tarbaby,
Please enlighten us, what's the Cento route?
You know you're an Ascoteer when...
1. You momentarily consider buying a ride-on lawn mower when on holiday with the wife. Then realise 20 kgs baggage allowance won't quite cut it.
2. You've force-fed at least 20 'white-box-fruit cakes' to a mates dog/co-pilot.
3. You know not to bother calling Ascot Ops when you need help...