You know you're an Ascoteer when....
Listening to some FJ and RW guys talk about their Afghan experiences and how great they all are, you remind them that you were there 5 years previously and couldn't remember seeing them anywhere!!!
On a lighter note:-
1. You know the routing from the UK to Akrotiri without an ERC.
2. As a smoker you can always arrange to have the only smoking suite in the 5* hotel.
3. You can make $10 of chips last long enough to drink your own body weight in Long Island Ice Teas.
4. You can find the only nightclub/w***ehouse in American Samoa.
5. You let purile banter go over your head because everbody else is jelous and you get a free ATPL!
