I'll keep biting.....
Rather be a chopped bus-driver than a never-tried-it bus conductor!
Note that your (sic) busy for the next few days, so will utilise the time to study up my big book of how to do other peoples jobs. That RTES stuff looks a right piece-of-piss...Maybe I can tell you a few things about it when you get back.
Or maybe I can tell you about being stranded by a CH47 on exercise once. I couldn't believe they didn't ring me directly to tell me they weren't coming to pick me up. Maybe they were looking for their aft pylon somewhere in the desert though.
Still rubbish comms though!