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Old 30th Dec 2007, 18:03
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Baskitt Kase
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wiltshire
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  1. You never tip anyone at any time.
  2. You have plenty of bodge tape and paracord in the garage.
  3. It would take a team of muggers and bolt croppers to separate you from your luggage when on a family holiday - the hotel porter doesn't stand a chance!
  4. You have an awful souvenir in the loft that you weren't sober enough to remember buying.
  5. To sort the men from the boys: You've woken up midflight to find yourself the only one now awake!!
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