And then the Airservices CEO will whine "It's not my fault. When I took over I thought I was getting command of the pride of the global air navigation service providers fleet - the mighty "Starship Airservices". I plotted out (with my handpicked bridge team) a wondrously wonderful voyage to the star system called 'Service Delivery Environment'. Little did I know that when I called for Warp Factor 9 the Warp Drive would emit a loud, wet fart and blow up in a cloud of TIBA smoke and cascading essential services shutdowns. My predecessors actually left me in charge of the busted-ar$e 'Spacewreck Airservices' ***snivel, whimper, dribble***
I want to thank you for a good chuckle. It seems this is exactly what he said.....just with different words.
