Call in the Federal Police? Oh please, bring it on...
But you just might want to warn certain Line Managers so that they can get some legal advice... and legal representation... before the boys in blue arrive.
Last time I checked, False Pretences and Creating a False Belief were Criminal Offences.
...and on the subject of living in the Middle East, Monsieur Le Duck has written it to perfection.
My experience... life is rich in culture, surrounded by interesting, intelligent, fun people successful in life in many different ways. I've never worked a better roster in my whole ATC career and I'm healthier and happier for it. And yes, my Net Income-after-Expenses more than doubled after stepping off the plane in this golden land... oh... and did I mention? I don't pay income tax... because there isn't any.