Chill oldbeefer, I was just joking. I dont really fly like that. Maybe the bride's dress got caught up in the controls, or her veil got wrapped around the pilots head. Anyway, they survived, lived to tell the tale, and bear the brunt of the criticism that follows.
Maybe the pilot, if he is aware of pprune, should put his side of what really happened here too. So we can all learn, without judging.