Well said, Icarus.
You sure have a balanced head on your shoulders. And lots of patience to answer a Johnny-come-lately who can neither think, nor spell.
You did forget to mention that relief from GF's miseries is only a piece of paper and 3 months to bear! Could have been worse!
BTW, it does surprise me that people have problems with the low morals of others - me thinks they are fun, especially on night halts with the floozies!!!!