Dear Deluded Air Traffickers,
Everybody knows that Controllers pay is intended to be a retention incentive for those highly skilled, extremely handsome and very witty professionals of the Fighter Control branch.
Any dribbler can give clearance across the active.
I therefore believe that Controllers pay will be subsidised by an ATC salary cut. (Let me know when I should duck!) Hoorah and God Bless rumour control.
By the way, nice carrot and well dangled
Cheers ADIS
