Hers is one I make as a captain close to retirement.
Ladies and Gentleman welcome on board and first of all I want to tell you that i am really feeling lucky today.
As a very young first officer, i made the following PA
Got some bad news and good news for you ladies and gentlemen.
The bad news is we have a 20 minute holding delay, the good news is they have just found Buddy Hollies luggage.
A few minutes later a signed note came up to the flight deck,
it read
I didnt think that was very funny!