on a Ryanair flight into Krakow a few weeks ago the FA gives the usual welcome over the PA but with a twist "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Krakow where the local time etc......On behalf of your Captain Maverick, his co-pilot Goose and all of us on the Top Gun team we thank you for flying with us and look forward to seeing you again soon." It seemed like I was only one of a few who noticed and i couldnt quite believe my ears but I was reassured when he followed up with a rather stern warning to one passenger who stood up before the seat belt light went out saying "passengers are reminded that for safety reasons you should remain seated until the seatbelt light has gone off. Passengers failing to observe this rule will be shot."
i know it was Ryanair, but really, surely
he could be shot for such behaviour!