My stories a sad one; go to uni to do a degree and get convinced by the careers office to jack it in, "We'll give you some seniority based on the 2 years uni you've done"
Why can't we round up and shoot these blunties who spread fallacies? I'll track him down don't worry!
(That was in no way a direct or indirect threat to the worthless life of the individual concerned and I'll deny everything in court!)
