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Old 10th Dec 2007, 18:09
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Lalaland
Posts: 17
Thumbs up Bristow Code of Business Integrity

We put all that nonsense behind us long ago and this is all just old news being recycled and dredged up. We now have our Code of Business Integrity and anyone can say anything they like to any of our senior management such as myself without fear or favor. As is well known, in Nigeria Neddy Holdon is a total people person who's door is always open. He has no agenda about maximizing profits to maximize his severance bonus when he departs in 2009. His only thought is for the good of employees and to give them totally the best deal which is why pilots and engineers are flocking to join Bristow at the expense of other companies claiming to have the upper hand. It's totally expected that the US$ will strengthen beyond belief very soon. We have a Target Zero which everyone else would like to copy and is nothing to do with recycling an old Shell concept of 20 years ago. That and our complete open policy means that nothing is hidden, we are totally open about everything including full inquiries into accidents. We also have a really catchy company song which so many of our staff are humming with delighted smiles on their faces as it conjures up visions of our core values by which everyone conducts their professional lives. Those who have read our web page will know that our top executive has publicly come out and said that some of our managers are bad. However we don't want to name them because we haven't decided who they are as yet and there may be some of us amongst them.
As for allegations from those who try and count themselves amongst our competitors that they operate modern machinery, this is just covering up the fact that all this is hitting their share price. Yes, we have a couple old machines, but that's because they make great profits, our clients and crews understand this and love operating them and being serviced by them. They take very little maintenance which is why we don't need heaps of useless ground equipment and are just as safe and reliable as their modern counterparts.
In short gents, Bristow is the way to go with its Code of Business Integrity, Target Zero and great profit margins. We're the total company, totally people, totally client, totally profit and totally Target Zero oriented. if you have any further points which have not been covered in this Totally Open statement in accordance with COBI, contact one of our senior directors right now.
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