Letterman, right on the money

. Changing companies from having to save up for about 6 months to be able to buy a bag of peanuts on discount

(sad thing is that I`m not even kidding

) to one where you are welcomed to the family


. So, no, I`m not that slim anymore

and not as shady as I used to be

.
So, shall we ask for a Viking Bar or what!?!??