I know what it is Neeps. You have ginger hair and are afraid that if you are sat in a crew room people will notice the faint smell of wee that accompanies you. Don't worry, nobody will say anything as ginger hair is treatable with a little hair dye.
Was that an attempt at banter AIDU? I hope you don't pull 'zingers' like that out at happy hour. Or maybe you do.
Seeing as you seem to be quite enthralled by what my medical condition could be, they seem to be currently investigating Inflammatory bowel disease (which I know would preclude me from service, and so far the tests have come back negative.) and bowel cancer. Obviously I am in no fit state at the moment to continue with an application, so my obvious question would then be if I have a curable condition, and it is subsequently cured could I then join the services.
Thanks for your helpful, and brilliant input though.