Torpy on 5Live...
... he nearly said it, didn't he?
He got off with a fairly light grilling, by Peter Allen's usual standards, but you could tell he was biting his lip.
He really, really WANTS to say it, but he can't quite muster up the courage.
"I think the RAF is now as lean as it can get".
"I can always spend more money if I'm given it".
He says it's down to the public to decide whether he gets more money.
If only we'd known...