Then there was a certain Ph*l Sh*w....
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I recall he was a visiting VIP(?) to a Culdrose 705 Wings parade once. At the parade brief to the staff and students after shareholders and instead of Question of the Day the briefing officer was asked how one should approach this VIP in the bar afterwards? With little or no hesitation the briefer advised that He should be "afforded the same criteria as an Industrial Hazard......, which is?.... [pose, pause, pounce]......SMITH?
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Nufsaid