Here's one courtesy of my father-in-law,an ex-FAA TAG.
Fairey! Fairey! vgive me your answer do,
What is wrong with my Barracuda 11?
Dive bombing has strained my structure,
I've got a stressed-skin rupture,
And rivets po
along the top
And one of them might hit you.
Fairey! Fairey! What are we going to do?
Nine Wing's grounded - looks pretty bad for you
When my Barra falls as under
I'll be a wingless wonder
I'll jump out quick
And bring my stick
And stuff it straight up you.