A contribution from my father-in-law (ex FAA TAG):
Fairey! Fairey! give me your answer do.
What is wrong with mu Barracuda 11?
Dive bombing has strained my structure,
I've got a stressed-skin rupture,
And rivets pop
Along the top
and one of them might hit you.
Fairey! Fairey! What are we going to do?
Nine Wing's grounded - looks pretty bad for you.
When my Barra falls as under
I'll be a wingless wonder
I'll jump out quick
And bring my stick
And stuff it right up you.
(he has others, if anyone is interested..)