A well-known one:
"I don't want to join the Air Force
I don't want to go to war
I'd rather hang around
Picadilly underground
Living off the earnings of a high class lady
I don't want a bayonet up my arsehole
I don't want my b0ll0cks shot away (SHOT AWAY)
I'd rather stay in England
In merry, merry England
And fornicate my f******g life away (COR BLIMEY)
On Monday I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess - I lifted up her dress
On Thursday I saw it (COR BLIMEY)
On Friday I placed my hand upon it
On Saturday She gave my balls a tweak (BALLS A TWEAK)
On Sunday after supper
I rammed the f****r up her
And now I'm paying seven & six a week (COR BLIMEY)
and so it continues
QB