Originally Posted by tail wheel
Linguistic skill improves in direct proportion to booze consumed. After two hours OxExpat speaks Double Dutch fluently. After four hours Tipsy purrs in Braille!
Perfect... I am already known for my ability to speak copius amounts of Bovine Excrement (I believe its a skill bestowed upon Aviators the world over) and my fluency in said language increases exponentially as cans of Jim Beam disappear...
Tipsy purring in Braille? That in itself is a reason to attend
