Brize Norton -- Man Detained Near Concorde
It emerged last night that RAF Police detained a man found loitering near the Concorde parked at RNAS Brize Norton.
A spokesperson for the Top Secret Stealth helicopter base in Cambridgeshire said:"He is a Vickers Viagra pilot based here. He was caught tapping on the underside of the aircraft, just in front of the nose gear. He was muttering something about `Skinny Vulcan, hatch must be here'".
"We also found that he had duct-taped two garden hoses with funnels on the ends to the Concorde fuel dump outlets, we do not know why at this stage".
Local resident Elsie Carterton, 89, said: "Just a port & lemon ta luv. I knew something bad would happen when they built a base near the school/hospital/orphanage [Sub-Eds, pls delete to make fit as needed].
An MoD spokesman last night denied the existence of the RAF.
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