Now that would be beautiful Tigs. Not just the sight of the miserable git's face on election night; not just the election of someone decent in his place (much good though it'd do with another 600-odd hypocritical dimwits in the House)..but imagine the rising panic at Millbank as the days count down to the poll. The revolting, smug little apparatchiks who lie and smear for him would be hanging themselves from the light fittings.
His last resort would be a quick tour of the all the hot and nasty places (and the FIs, no doubt, to register the sheep as Labour voters) promising any and everything just to keep himself out of the real world.
Now back to the real world for a lie down....