Hmmmm...AG,. . It's interesting to see that you have such a low opinion of SARTU. You appear to grade aircrew by the type of aircraft they fly, thus destroying your credibility, PPL-boy. Keep burning those bridges Son, perhaps you'll need those SAR chaps one day (dangerous things those Cessnas).
As an Officer in the RAF, irrespective of branch, you need to develop some respect for the aircrew in our service that fought and died on behalf of our country. The wings that I wear represent the finest traditions set by them that are respected around the world. If you don't like that status(which comes with a price), then earn it yourself and tell me all about it three years later.
Wind your neck in.