AG, you dullard,
you are becoming a complete caricature of all that's negative in the eyes of aircrew, concerning your trade. I suggest you stop now, and vent you views on Professional Admin NeTworking Society, available on <a href="http://www.pants.org" target="_blank">www.pants.org</a>
I'm sure you'll relate well, since you talk through your sphincter most of the time.
Please don't bother pointing out any spelling errors, because no-one gives a stuff.
PVR now, do us all a favour <img src="mad.gif" border="0">