oh i should be sleeping but I cant
mistakes I have made on PA
"would all FAT..... passengers seated in our emergency exit rows or front row bulkhead seats...."
I'd gone to say 'fatengers' instead of 'passengers' for some reason but my correction was worse.
I was once trying to say:
"Whilst yourselves and the cabin crew are preparing for our landing."
I ended up saying:
"whilst yourselves and ourselves, i mean ourselves and yourselves, or do I mean yours no, ours no.. yours," etc (it went on for a while before I thought to stop PAing the whole aircraft. Thankfully we were 30mins out so nobody really listened except my colleagues who just fell to the floor in fits!
I think someone has already done worse but I find myself having full conversations with mothers before looking at their babies saying how cute they are then realising I am staring at a breast as well as a baby.
Colleague once wheeled a trolley into a very strategic part of my body in the middle of service - I was in so much pain I had to sit down then and there in the middle of the cabin I did get a lot of sympathy.
So many more but I'l leave it for now for my memoirs!