Ah, bless 'im. Retired as a whole Lt, and still puts it on his letterhead, eh? Nearly stopped reading there, but went on in hope of something with a spot of matelot wit, originality and insight. Reached the point where I had to look for page 2 then realised there wasn't going to be any.
Never mind - can always scan John E's and Arkroyal's contributions just to remind myself that not all fishheads (or WAFUs) are utter ostriches. And I didn't even stoop so low as to point out that the RN have shot down more Army helis than the RAF since the start of the 80s... That's what comes from relying on missiles with no vis-ident backup - a bit like those things the boat people fire. OK, I stooped - sorry.
Shall I remove the fishhook now, Titan?