- I was serving an old lady one day and she asked me for a cup of tea. I was being very polite and respectful as she was so proper herself. As i placed the napkin on her tray table i heard a ' oh my....'. When i looked down on the napkin it said '29A F***ING HOT!
I was absolutely mortified and grabbed the napkin away and apologised.
(It had been written by a previous crew and obviously been put back in the napkin pile by mistake!) She was a good sport though cause she said 'That's alright dear, i'll have to go and have a look'
- I had a man ask me for a beer once and with the beer on his tray table to his surprise came a free french manicured acrylic nail. I went and got infills the next day!
- I also constantly have people tell me that they take their tea 'White and one' and my reply is 'Certainly, do you take milk and sugar?'