So you expect someone to volunteer for this crap?
Gee, let me think. I'm enjoying my days off and I think I will give that up, and go in for a "no pressure" sim check, just for !!!!ts and giggles. And on top of it, don't worry, you don't need to pay me. I like working for free.
Get a pen and write my number down....It is 852-just-say-no-to-crack.
Unbelievable.