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Old 17th Nov 2007, 18:43
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Icarus53
 
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A Wise Man Once Said

Tell a man he's an idiot - he'll get defensive;
Show a man he's an idiot - he'll get angry;
Prove a man is an idiot - he'll say "You just don't get it .....".

Unfortunately (and according to my longstanding, yet to be published theorum on idiots: the Grand Unified Fcukwit Theorum (GUFT)), the third law states that:

3. The idiot never knows he's an idiot.

The first two laws are also demonstrated to certain degrees by our man aircraft:

1. There's never a need to be an idiot.
2. There's always another idiot.

Hence, aircraft exists; unneccessarily and without the possibility of being otherwise. I therefore suggest we all focus on other matters such as holding back the tide, rather than the relatively futile pastime of showing aircraft the error of his ways.

Why not a nice chat about Geoff Dixon instead???

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