OzExpat - Oh for heaven's sake indeed
DO pay attention and read the whole thread, before jumping in with both feet.. you might fall off that high horse if you're not careful.
For the record, I already stated it was a boring afternoon staring out the window at work and pondering. No practical usage intended; I'm rather too attached to this life to go testing out such barstool talk. Which is all it is - something that (to me anyway) is more interesting than the interminable discussion of football scores in the office.
Intruder.. I have to admit my brain's struggling with the maths, (and I got busy..) will think about it another day, but thanks.