Maybe this little story will help
Navy Pilot turns up at the gates of heaven. Still carrying the emotional scars of being rejected by the RAF , he voices some concern at the Pearly Gates as to the RAF Pilot population.
" No need to worry about that lot . With the amount of drinking , smoking , gambling and , shall we say , playing around that those lot do , we don`t have any of them in here "
" Thank goodness for that ! " replies the Navy Pilot . " I had just about enough of them all turning up in rag order at dinner in the mess ! "
In walks the Navy pilot to see a cloud float pass with a man on it , in a FJ flying suit , woman in one arm , pint in the other .
Instantly the Navy dude turns round and says to St Peter
" I thought you said there were no RAF Pilots in heaven "
To which St Peter replies "That`s not an RAF Pilot. That`s God pretending to be one !!! "
Go RAF . Simple.