Max - I still stand by my comments, I dont know how you can call security 'jobsworth'! I am sure if a arab guy was stood in front of you in the queue having his penknife confiscated and he said 'Hey I have a bomb too' you would want guy the drag him aside and give in a once over, or maybe he was only joking........
Harpy - Not sure what you mean by your comment, could you expand please.
Julian.