Hey Eastern,
unfortunately we control about 24 more days each year than you guys for a lot less money thanks to the unique way in which Belfast City operates!! Although it is a bit different if you`re one of the chiefs as then you get a bit of flexitime to do erm, uhh .... hold on it`ll come to me!
We have however enough ball point pens for the next 25 years so no worries on the sharp instrument front!