Having worked here for over five years, and my Flemish goes no further than asking for two beers, it is not that bad! I now enjoy mayonaise with my frits and I don't have to cross the road when I see a group of youths coming towards me! Without a government for nearly 150 days things still run, G Brown take note. The trains are scruffy but cheap and run on time, they have more public holidays than us. Get caught speeding, pay your dues endex! Count the number of speed cameras on your fingers. High tax, good hospitals. BBC1 and 2 on cable, sorry no "corrie".
And I am sorry but Liege is the dog!!!! capital of Europe, you can smell it when it rains.